Privatized!

Aloha!

I’ve made a new private blog, where I’ll write about most of my personal family updates and things like that. I’ve tried to send an invite out to all who read this blog that I thought would enjoy the private one as well – if you think I’ve missed you leave a comment! [no need to write your email address in the comment, I can see your email address privately when you leave one, and I'll be able to send you an invitation]

I’m still going to keep this blog, to discuss less private things [like craft projects and recipes and hippie shampoo. you know, all that fun stuff]. But I just didn’t feel like plastering my daughter all over this blog – unfortunately there are too many sick people in the world for me to feel comfortable with that. It’s a really personal thing.

Anyway. Let me know if you think I missed you!

love, rach

what to do, what to do…

this has nothing to do with anything but I just really miss living a short walk away from this beach/the ocean.

this photo has nothing to do with anything but I just really love it and I loved living so close to this beach and I miss the friend that took this picture and the friend that gave me that shirt and look I had a tan!

I’m going to be completely honest here:

I have no idea what to do with this blog.

It’s true, I’ve never really had a “direction” or “purpose” ever since I started keeping a blog back in 2007. It’s mostly just a haphazard jumble of things-I-feel-like-talking-about, funny stories, and monologuing about the various “soapboxes” I have. I am one-hundred percent okay with this. It’s an accurate depiction of who I am and how I function…I’m a bit loud and mostly all over the place. And I like it.

But now I have an “audience”.

An audience of “silent strangers”
[which is completely different from having an audience of some friends and a couple friendly strangers but mostly a whole lotta nobody]

And the whole WordPress-emails-my-posts-to-all-of-my-subscribers thing makes me super self-conscious. I feel like I’m bothering people every time I publish a post. I’m sending an EMAIL to their INBOX. That’s much more invasive than adding one more post to their ‘unread’ tally on a reader! I’m all up in errbody’s business!

Also I edit each post about fifty times within five minutes of posting it but the copy that is emailed to subscribers is the original, so they’re getting my rough draft, because no matter how many times I try I just can’t seem to get the hang of “editing before hitting publish” [this entire run-on sentence brought to you by revision #49, 9mins after publication]

So, yeah.

I don’t blog as much as I used to because I feel like I’m invading your privacy.

I know, it’s ridiculous.
But it’s true.

love, rach

PS I’d love to know why you, people I don’t know, subscribed to my blog in the first place…so consider this an open invitation to tell me why you’re here! And then maybe I’ll feel less creepy when I check out your blogs in return and maybe I’ll actually leave you comments too ;) after all, that’s what blogging is for right?! Meeting random strangers and reading all about their lives/interests and hoping they aren’t secretly serial killers?!?! I love me some blog-stalking! …I mean networking! Woohoo! :)

PPS Sorry again for junking up your inbox with this email. kbye.

Prodromal Labor?!

L&D false alarm

Photo from our “false alarm” Monday night. Free cranberry juice and good ice! Wooooo.

Have you ever heard of prodromal labor???

I hadn’t either, until yesterday, when my lovely midwife kindly explained what it is to a very tired and frustrated me.

I was so happy I could have hugged her. Actually, I did hug her. She started it though, so it wasn’t weird or anything. I think. Anyways….

I was just so grateful to finally have an explanation, because this week has been dang confusing/frustrating/emotionally draining.
It all started Monday night – when we somehow found ourselves admitted to the most spacious delivery room in the hospital after going there for what we thought would be a quick checkup. We were sent home three hours later (after walking up and down the same hallway for two of those hours, no cervical change, and funky contractions). All of the staff was so nice, so awesome, and didn’t make us feel embarrassed for coming in at all….but I was discouraged because my contractions didn’t seem to “fit” into any mold I’d ever heard of.

“False labor” and Braxton Hicks contractions aren’t supposed to get worse when you walk around. They’re not supposed to get longer and stronger and closer together. You’re not supposed to feel them in your back and all that jazz.
That junk is only for “real” labor.
But “real labor” isn’t supposed to stop when you rest sometimes (but start, without fail, every time you stand up). It’s not supposed to last for a couple hours and then take a break. It’s not supposed to putter out when they hook you up to monitors. Contractions aren’t supposed to last 90+ seconds every time and come at unpredictable intervals.

So if it’s not “real” labor but it’s not “false” labor either, what the heck is going on?!

Answer: Prodromal Labor.
Essentially, this is labor that starts and stops at irregular intervals for an indefinite amount of time before actually progressing to active labor – or, labor that continues to augment until the baby is born.

Most medical definitions equate Prodromal Labor to ‘false labor’, or simply ‘failure to progress’. But I submit that this is not true. It is merely a different laboring pattern than what is seen in standardized/traditional/normal/textbook childbirth these days, and some doctors don’t like it. The American hospitalized labor and delivery system is not designed to handle it well. Most women who end up in this pattern of labor end up being induced nowadays, because it isn’t conducive to the monitoring and timing that most doctors/nurses/hospitals are trained to do.

But, my midwife assured me that it is a normal thing. No, it’s not much fun, but’s a perfectly fine, natural, normal, and safe way to deliver a baby. I completely believe that. I have total trust in my body and biological processes that have been around much longer than hospitals/modern medicine – and absolute faith in the Lord who I know designed this whole process and is watching out for me/supporting me through it all.

So, yeah. I’m going on day five of (intermittent) labor over here. Hanging out at home, staying hydrated, going on walks, waiting for something more to happen! The contractions haven’t been terrible – nothing excruciating or that I can’t talk through yet. Just uncomfortable and tiring. This process is extremely long and drawn-out and I have no idea when things will kick into high gear…

ANYWAY. I found these two wonderful blog posts that do a much better job of explaining what this kind of labor is all about, if you’re interested to learn more!
Red Light, Green Light…A Tale of Prodromal Labor
Bella Dolce Births: Prodromal Labor – what is it?

I’m not really upset about all of this, for the most part. Sometimes I feel like Nacho (in Nacho Libre) when he’s all “SUCKS to be me right now!” – “How come??” – “How come you think?!” – hahaha. {I did have a youtube clip in here, but it had an annoying un-skippable movie preview for a terrible violent movie prefacing it, so I took it out. If you don’t know what I’m talking about….I will send you the clip (or you should just watch Nacho because it always makes things better)}

So, yeah. How are YOU these days?! Done anything exciting?? Heard any good jokes? Have any good movie recommendations???? Seriously, tell me anything! There’s only so much I can do to entertain myself over here ;)

love, Rach

Yes, I have a midwife, but no, I’m not having a home birth. I am blessed to be part of a great healthcare system that has an awesome hospital no more than a 10 minute drive from my house. They have Certified Nurse Midwives on-staff that attend 85% of the births and have done nearly all of my prenatal check-ups, and I love them. The OB’s there are great too – they specialize in low-risk, low-intervention care.
Since I am not at risk, my baby is healthy and active, and I’m not planning on getting an epidural…getting to the hospital “early enough” isn’t a concern in my case. I am free to labor at home for a while! (until the nature of the contractions changes, or my water breaks. whatever comes first!)

Pregnant lady talk

So, I’ve been extremely stubborn about talking about being pregnant via social media, etc. I just haven’t wanted to do it. I have legitimate reasons…but part of me still thinks I’m being ridiculous. I can’t really decide. There are too many hormones and mood swings up in here.
Anyway.
I found this survey-thing on a friends’ blog, and I liked it, and I remembered how much I looooved doing stupid Myspace surveys back in the day, and well…I JUST REALLY WANTED TO DO IT. So I thought I’d give it a try.
I finally had Chris take a couple pictures for me, and I even put real clothes on and fixed my hair! You're welcome.

I finally had the hubs take a couple pictures for me, and I even put real clothes on and fixed my hair! We didn’t venture any further than right outside of our house though. Isn’t our neighborhood beautiful?! </sarcasm>

How far along? 35 weeks, 6 days (the picture above was from Saturday, so…two days ago. haha)

Total weight gain: 38lbs as of my appointment last Monday! My weight gain has been super weird. Lost 5-10lbs the first trimester, stayed the same for a while, suddenly gained 12lbs in one month, normal gain the next month, and another 12lbs this past month. I see a different midwife each time I go to the hospital for a checkup, and each of them have different philosophies about if this is “healthy” or not. I like the one who told me not to worry about it because every woman is different. I didn’t like the one who lectured me about “how hard pregnancy weight is to lose” and “growing a big baby”.

Maternity clothes? Ugh. I finished that dress that I posted about! I’ll put pictures up of that soon! And I bought a pair of yoga pants at Target a few weeks ago (non-maternity, but they stretch!) and I basically wear those every day of my life. A friend gave me two pairs of Gap maternity jeans (thank you, thank you!) but…even those are cutting across my belly in uncomfortable ways these days.
Stretch Marks? Kind of! I have a faint line down the middle, and a couple marks on my hips/lower belly. And kind of around my belly button. No tiger striped belly yet :) (Edited to add: I believe the correct answer here is “yes, I just can’t see them unless I look in a mirror because they are all beneath my baby girth.” Haha!)
Sleep? HAHA. [Okay that was a little harsh. I still sleep, just not very much and it's not very comfy. And also I get up to pee all the time, and getting out of bed is so difficult it's hilarious.]

Best moment this week? Running errands with my hubs on Saturday! Sounds silly, but…it was really fun. We went to a hardware store and bought a car seat. It’s like we’re real adults or something!

Miss Anything? Being able to comfortably sit/stand/lie down/exist? And also being able to eat normal sized meals :)

Movement? YES. She is a long baby, and I’ve got a long torso that she likes to stretch out in. She likes to stretch out sideways, or shove her feet up on top of my ribs (as in, between the skin and bone) as far up as she can go, or kick my stomach. It’s a party up in there!

Food cravings: Anything sweet, sugary, and bad for me. Also, carbs (which the “big baby” midwife chastised me about). Last night I made cinnamon rolls at midnight and it was awesome.

Anything making you queasy or sick: Random smells once in a while, waiting too long to eat, and sometimes the same old “there is no real explanation for this” nausea from the first trimester. I still take Zofran a couple times a week (but I’m grateful it’s not every 4 hours anymore!)

Gender: GIRL!
Labor Signs: Not really. Pretty sure I have Braxton-Hicks a couple times a day, but that’s about it.
Belly Button in or out? Out, mostly. I have a pretty intense innie…so it’s not completely popped and I’m not sure it will, haha.
Exercise? I FINALLY started going on walks last week with a friend! For like, an hour a day! It’s amazing. And occasionally I’ll remember to do some prenatal yoga or pilates. But if I’m going to be honest, I’ve been terrible at exercise. Which is probably why I’ve gained so much weight. I have a lot of excuses if you’d ever like to hear them – but I know I could have done much better :P
Wedding ring on or off? On! It’s been pretty loose my entire pregnancy, and just barely started to get slightly tighter the last couple days.

Happy or Moody most of the time: SO. MOODY. My husband is a wonderful person for putting up with it. I’m having a really hard time being happy and positive – which is weird because I’m typically a bundle of optimism and joy. I am really hating the extra hormones and mood swings. But I am still really, really grateful that I get to be a Mom. It’s just hard to remember how much of a blessing and a miracle this whole thing is when it’s also very uncomfortable and difficult and tainted by hormonal episodes that make no sense.

Looking forward to: The heartburn going away!!! I’ve heard it’s like magic and disappears the moment you give birth. Seeing as I already had heartburn somewhat frequently before pregnancy, I’m not sure how applicable that is to me, but…it has to get at least somewhat better, right?! :)

the most delicious pizza of all the pizzas.

The hubs and I took advantage of the recent three-day weekend to visit some of our good friends that live up in Alameda. They are quite awesome and know all of the delicious restaurants up there…so we took a chance on this neat little Italian place called Tomatina’s.

They have a special pizza this month, “Pizza Cipolla Caramellate Con Mele”.
AKA “Caramelized Onion, Cranberry, and Roasted Apple Pizza”
AKA
“The Best Pizza I’ve Ever Had In My Life.”
It looked a little something like this:

yes, that would a photo of my leftovers that I re-heated and ate for lunch the next day. And obviously instagrammed. Because that’s what it’s for…pictures of your food.

Anyway. I thought a great deal about recreating it in my own kitchen (thanks to the urging of a couple dear friends of mine).
When I went grocery shopping the other day and found baby Arugula on sale for less than a dollar a package, I took it as a sign.
This is what I came up with:

Because I just love you all so much, I’ll share my secrets with you : )

I started off with my favorite pizza dough recipe (<– click that! it’s delicious.)
I made the full recipe, which produces enough dough for one 14″ (medium) pizza. But I split the dough in half and made two 10″ pizzas (one for me, one for le husband).

Here’s a short little ‘recipe’ for everything else I did!

Caramelized Onion, Cranberry, and Roasted Apple Pizza
adapted from what-I-tasted-at-Tomatina’s.

Ingredients:

All of my super duper fancy ingredients.

All of my super duper fancy ingredients.

Pizza dough (enough for one 10″ thin-crust pizza)
1.5 T Olive oil, plus more to brush on crust
4oz grated mozzarella cheese
1 small/medium onion, chopped thinly
1 medium apple (use a sweet variety, not baking apples. I chose Gala.) – peeled, cored, and diced into 1/2″ cubes
1/8 – 1/4C dried cranberries (I have a huge bag of ‘pomegranate infused Craisins’, so I used those. Still good, but I definitely prefer plain cranberries)
1C fresh baby arugula
Grated Parmesan cheese, to sprinkle (I used dried/preserved, fresh-grated would be delightful)
*these are just the measurements I used – you can adjust them to fit your personal taste!

Method:
I don’t have a functional pizza stone at the moment (mine has something funky stuck to it, so it smokes and smells terrible whenever I put it in the oven…), so this is how I did it instead.
quick word to the wise: I warped my pan while doing this because the oven has to be so dang hot. Haha. So, pick a pan you don’t care as much for, or use a higher oven rack, or turn the heat down to 475 or so and bake a little longer to try and avoid this. Or just get yourself a pizza/baking stone – it’s worth it.

Position a rack in the lower portion of your oven, and preheat to SUPER ULTRA CRAZY HOT. Or, 500-550 degrees Fahrenheit (but not broil). That works too.

Yeah, I forgot to move my oven rack before preheating, so this is what "lower portion" means in regards to me and my gas oven!

Yeah, I forgot to move my oven rack before preheating, so this is what “lower portion” means in regards to me and my gas oven!

While oven is heating, caramelize yourself some onions.
First, chop them so they look like so:

Chopped onions! Thin squares. Easy, because the layers of the onion peel apart to make the "thinly sliced" thing happen automatically!

Thin squares. Easy, because the layers of the onion peel apart to make the “thinly sliced” thing happen automatically!

Well actually, you can chop them up any old way you want. So long as they’re thin in the end : ) some people like long strips instead.

Heat 1.5 tablespoons olive oil in a skillet until it is hot, but not smoking. Add onions, 1/8t salt and a dash of pepper. Cover directly with a parchment round and cook until onions are soft and golden brown – about 20 minutes. Stir occasionally as this is going on.

And so it begins…

Covering Directly! Parchment paper is breathable, so moisture is retained but not too much. This process is somewhere in between using a regular lid and leaving the pan uncovered.

If this starts to happen (blackened/burning-ness) - turn the heat down a touch and stir more frequently

If this starts to happen (blackened/burning/crispy onions) – turn the heat down a touch and stir more frequently

BAM. Caramelized.

BAM. Caramelized. Delicious. They smell SO GOOD.

Once that’s done, shape your pizza dough however your little heart desires and place atop a parchment-lined baking sheet. Brush liberally with olive oil. Sprinkle with mozzarella. Top with onions, diced apples, and dried cranberries. Sprinkle parmesan over all toppings.

dough - shaped and oiled

dough – shaped and oiled

the mozzarella!

the mozzarella!

all of the toppings! I layered onions - cranberries - apples - parmesan - and an extra layer of mozzarella (because I like that)

all of the toppings! I layered onions – cranberries – apples – parmesan – and an extra layer of mozzarella (because I like that)

Place baking sheet on the lowest oven rack and cook about 12 minutes, or until edges of crust are golden and cheese is melted. Carefully remove from oven. Allow to cool for a couple minutes, then top with baby arugula. Serve immediately.

Cooked!

Cooked!

Topped with Arugula and ready to slice!

YUMMMMM.

TA-DA! That’s all there is to it! The toppings aren’t hard to prepare at all, and it’s super delicious (and dare I say, impressive?).
The only thing that takes up a bit of your time is the crust – unless you decide to go with store bought, which to be honest would probably still taste fabulous because this combination of toppings is so brilliant.
Or, with my favorite recipe I linked to up there, you can make it to a month ahead! Just freeze it after it’s risen : ) if you’re not that forward-thinking, it can be allowed to rise in a covered, refrigerated bowl for up to one day. Whatever make-ahead method you choose, be sure to allow the dough to come to room temperature before shaping it!

Let me know if you give it a go, or have any questions! Enjoy!

Love, Rach

Maternity dress!

So, before I was pregnant I was all gung-ho about being a stylish pregnant lady and making a bunch of cute maternity clothes for myself. I was going to be awesome.

That motivation has translated into me buying four items of maternity wear for myself. Total. One pair of jeans, one top, one dress, and most recently a new pair of yoga pants because the maternity leggings I had were getting scandalous.

This is partially because I have been blessed with wonderful friends who have given me clothes to borrow, and partially because I am not as good at dressing my pregnant body as I thought I would be. It probably also has something to do with the fact that I am just plain uncomfortable and opt to live in sweats/PJ’s unless absolutely required to put on a bra and real person clothes…
[but on the plus side, I finally found a good maternity/nursing bra and I am SO SO SO thrilled! Woohoo!]

ANYWAY! I have recently made a big decision on the maternity clothes front.

I am going to make myself a dress.

Yeah, yeah, I know, I only have six weeks left and I’m a little late getting started here…but hey. Better late than never, right?! And I can use it next time I’m growing a baby, too! Plus, I just really miss enjoying the clothes that I put on my body. And also my Momma and dear friend are throwing me a baby shower in two weeks, and that’s a good excuse to look cute, right?! So I’m still excited about it : )

I came across this vintage maternity pattern, and fell in love with it:

links to the original etsy shop!

Unfortunately, the pattern was sold already and wasn’t in my size.
But let’s be real here…I don’t really use patterns anyway ; )

Here’s what I’ve come up with instead!

wafflesandcereal | vintage-inspired maternity dress

the lace for the top (right) and deciding between two purple fabrics...a thin crinkle cotton (middle) or a light weight sateen-esque cotton/poly blend (right)

the lace for the top (right) and deciding between two purple fabrics…a thin crinkle cotton (middle) or a light weight sateen-esque cotton/poly blend (right)

fabrics+sketches+pattern!

fabrics+sketches+pattern!

better look at the "pattern". if you'd like to learn how I do this...come to my house sometime because I can't really explain it via the internet :P

better look at the “pattern”. if you’d like to learn how I do this…come to my house sometime because I can’t really explain it via the internet : P

Ta-da! I already had these fabrics in my stash (hooray)! Then I found a pattern (also in my stash) that had a bodice similar to what I wanted to use for the yoke, traced it onto my trusty aisle runner (which I own specifically for pattern-tracing purposes), modified it just a little, and I think it’s going to work brilliantly. We shall see.

I figure putting this up on my blog will encourage me to actually finish it, haha : )

And also, I can ask your opinion on which fabric I should use for the body of the dress!

I have two fabrics that I’ve thrifted, that are almost the exact same color but are two very different materials. #1 (in the middle) is a very thin, crinkle cotton – fairly standard. I’d probably need a lining with it. #2 (on the right) is kind of hard to describe. It’s silky-ish, but I’m fairly certain it’s polyester, and it has a matte sort of sheen to it. It’s not heavy weight, but not terribly light. I think I would call it a sateen??
There are pros and cons to both – I think #1 would end up making a more casual dress that could be ‘dressed up’, and would probably be more kid-friendly. #2 would be a touch fancier, and I don’t know how well it does with stains (though it is machine washable).

Thoughts/opinions??? I’d love to hear them!

Happy Wednesday!

Love, Rach

PS – if any legitimate seamstresses happen across this…I apologize! My method is in no way “correct” and the mixtures of fabrics I’m using would probably be frowned upon by fashion design instructors or something. But, I’m always happy making what I make and that is what matters :)  

Edible Gold. What’s up with that??

Warning: this may be the silliest blog post I’ve ever written.

So I’ve been hearing a lot about ‘edible gold’ as of late. It’s all over the place. On candies, dusted on pastries, and all up on that thing Serendipity is touting as “The World’s Most Expensive Dessert“.

Naturally, I wanted to know why edible gold was such a big deal.

Also naturally, I turned to the Internet to figure out what it’s all about. (Here is one article I read)

And you know what??? The whole thing is really silly. The only real reason that pure gold is ‘edible’ is because it is an inert element that will react with absolutely nothing in your digestive system. There are no health benefits. It does absolutely nothing to your body.
Translation: you eat it, it sits inside your guts and takes a nice leisurely float on the lazy river of your intestines, and then you excrete it as waste…in the exact same form in which you ingested it.

Congratulations – the “Most Expensive Dessert” you have ever eaten also translates into the “Most Expensive Bowel Movement” you’ve ever had! You literally flushed your money down the toilet.

Really people….does that make ANY sense?
And does it even taste good??
I don’t know about you, but the last time I checked, gold doesn’t really have a special flavor to it.

Seriously.
Silliest trend I’ve ever heard of.
Except for maybe that $250K nailpolish made of black diamonds.